yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
kellyykao: katear: i-fuck-nuns: ...
egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
giantspacefetus: my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
whores: whores: Don’t cry because its over cry because you’re ugly
rdjmpreg666: studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
tvspecial: whorville: I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored did someone say something
thearchangeltrickster: the-absolute-funniest-posts: davidsreality: laughing-llama: Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not
pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello
gumiappendsweet: my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
twatsmussen: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” nemo
vardaesque: burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a...
youngrapunzels: youngrapunzels: are you from iraq? because baghdad ass up
fuckinq: I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
some-atoms: kalycle: hooruss: some-atoms: It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look. self conscious brains aww brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong you might...
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are